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Hey everyone, yadda yadda yadda first post whatever

I think the reason I took so long to write this first review was that I just didn't really know what to review.

I haven't seen any new movies, or played any new games... Or at least, if I did, I didn't feel like reviewing it online. So I just kept racking my head as to what talk about...

But eventually it hit me.

What better thing to review on neocities than other sites on here?

Today we're gonna be looking over every single site I follow on neocitites.

(at least, every single site I was following at the time I wrote this.)

I realize this is a bit of an undertaking considering I'm talking about 53 sites here, so to make this a bit easier on myself I'm only going to write about 2 or 3 sentences on each of them.

They'll also all be rated on a scale of 1-5. I hope you guys walk away from this list with a couple new sites under your following list!

1. Hog

click to visit all of these, btw.

When I first joined neocities, I didn't really know any sites TO follow. But I remembered that right before I made an account, someone made a post about the site on tumblr.

Or twitter. I forgot.

Either way, if you want hogs, this where you'd ought to be heading.

5/5

Shit, that was more than 3. Sorry, I'll try harder.

2. Three Dollar Quill

I found this one through the activity tab, I think. To be honest I rarely check this one anymore, but I've always been fascinated by "diary" sites. I hope they're doing well.

3/5

3. MLBFGAF

My Little Brother Finally Got a Face is just a comic that I thought was a little funny, and liked the look of. I'd tell you to give them a read but they haven't posted much. They also haven't updated in a year...

4/5

4. Frognonsense

Frog Nonsense Is a blog, I think. They make game reviews, and recently touched on old tf2. Hasn't gotten an update in 5 months, but I found his twitter so I don't think he's dead.

5/5

5. Conoga

Conoga is a site where... Um...

Shit. I just realized I've never taken a decent look around it.

The site looks cool.

3/5

6. Sherm

Sherm is a person! And they talk about stuff they make. We're mutuals on tumblr.

4/5

7. Animatearchive

Come on now. 5/5

8. Pain

Pain is a site where some guy talks about... things. I find it interesting.

...Maybe I shouldn't have wrote this whole thing in one night.

3/5

9. autopianada

The only good valve fansite.

5/5

10. Eligood

A wonderful Nintendo fansite. And it has quite a lot to offer! But it's been a year...

4/5

11. Youtuube

Youtuube's kind of... weird. There are some things on that site that I find a little off-putting.

Regardless, some fascinating pages on there.

4/5

12. keithstack

It's the guy that makes those lesbian comics on twitter! I just wish his gallery was better. 5/5

13. pipca

It's the girl that makes those drawings on twitter! Docking points for auto-playing music I can't adjust the volume of/turn off. Come on, dude.

3/5

14. nanoarrow

Cool looking site. But I don't think they're exactly a site anymore...

3/5

15. coolgifs

Yeah

5/5

16. wmpskinsarchive

I actually use some of these, haha! Wmp forever baby, foobar can suck it.

5/5

17. 99gifshop

I wish the "add to cart" button worked. Imagine gathering dozens of these and downloading all of them into a neat little zip file.

4/5

18. buttoncollection

Almost as good as cyber dabamos! Almost. Hasn't been touched for 3 years.

3/5 19. the-enigma

I mean... I guess.

2/5

20. jimwald

A strange green creature. Seemingly abandoned, but recently he came back! Hope to see more soon.

4/5

21. supveronica

One of those "I live in the 2000's" type gals. I like her game screenshots.

4/5

22. conallia

Very well designed site! They don't post much, but guess what they have! A diary. Yessss.

5/5

23. burstintotreats

Very pleasing to the eye, and a super interesting guy!

LOOK AT MY BARS BITCH, HIT IT!!

(I start breaking it down as the dj "hits it")

Ooooh I wish he updated. 3 years...

5/5

24. thegameboyabyss

This absolute maniac is reviewing damn near every game on the game boy advance. I should... Really read one of these sometime.

4/5

25. userluigi

Just some kid, and he just talks about what he likes. Really, could you ask for anything else? Well, besides a better way to control the music.

3/5

26. stillworthplaying

A site that only reviews old ass games? Hell yeah! But it doesn't seem they're ready for business just yet...

4/5

27. homscd

We're best buds.

Forever in my heart/5

28. y2kid

All of my senses are being attacked.

4/5

29. dokodemo

Dokodemo!! This guy is... um... uhh...

Oh...w...why can't I remember...w...where am i

30. melvins-world

Probably one of my favorite sites to paw through on here. Keep it up, Melvin!

5/5

31. aaaaa...

Heheheh. 5/5

32. shyver

They just seem like a cool person. I hope they come back.

4/5

33. Dann

Come on, it's dann! I love that guy...

...Why does he keep worrying about being cancelled though.

I won't get that mad if you say "retarded" man, relax.

5/5

34. emihead

They post cool shit on twitter. I'm their only follower!

3/5

35. halflifepilled

Well, it USED to look like it was going to be a good site. But they erased everything. I'm still following out of hope.

1/5

36. slimysomething

Just another very interesting individual. Check them out, seriously.

5/5

37. dreampuzzles

From the people behind thatwineguy68.

4/5

38. liminalphotos

Mr Incredible That Was Uncanny Gif

5/5

39. antiquechair

They're the only other person I know with a sven co-op button.

5/5

40. psshaw

They're the ones who made a post on tumblr, who made me make an account on HERE! But when I posted about it on their wall, they didn't care.

Okay bro. 4/5, then. You little weasel freak.

41. upallnight

They're just cool, alright? Stop asking me.

4/5

42. familyguymadness

I didn't think a family guy fansite was something I needed, but here we are.

5/5

43. punkitt

Hmm. Quite an odd comment left recently on their guestbook. What DID happen to those tutorials... this strange man has a point.

3/5

44. dolmistaska

A very cool comic from a very cool artist.

5/5

45. lugnsteel

Ouughhhhh I love learning about ocs and worlds and world building and oughhhh ohhh aagghhhh

5/5

46. jimbocomics

Another very cool comic! But writer, tone it down on the lesbo sex. I would like to see more of that plot.

4/5

47. morningglory17

Yet another interesting individual. You do you, morning glory. I love to see it.

5/5

48. wiishopchannel

Because everyone knows about the wii shopping channel, and everyone loves to shop on it every Wednesday.

5/5

49. sugarforbrains

See kids, THIS is how you do kidcore.

5/5

50. snipertf2

Sniping's a good job, mate.

4/5

51. hbaguette

I thought this was the guy that does navlink. It is not. dimden is the guy i'm thinking of. but hbaguette's still cool.

5/5

52. scroogooch

Incredibly underrated artist.

5/5

Phew! That was a lot. Again, I really do hope you guys check some of these out.

I'm always finding new shit on here, shit that I'd never find on anything else like lame ass twitter...

or, reddit. *shudders*

Neocities really is a wonderful place, and I hope it never goes down.

...anyways HEY KYLE YOU WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT THAT GITHUB INSTEAD OF ADDING SOME CHECKMARKS?? YOU FUCK

EDIT: I took so long to upload this that kyle actually fixed the blocking bug. i'll let you get away with that one, buddy. but watch yourself.


Anyways. More posts on the way, as always.

Thanks for reading. I treasure you dearly.